Charlotte, North Carolina. Tampa Bay, Florida. New Orleans, Louisiana. Atlanta, Georgia. Think about these four cities for a minute. What comes to mind? Great weather? Attractive women? Tasty, unique food? Golfing? Beaches? Party cities? Mardi Gras? Sure. All of these are valid.

Did you think of football? Nope, didn’t think so. As proof, check out the Weather.com forecasts for Monday, December 14^th for each of the four cities that represent teams of the NFC South:

• Tampa Bay: Partly Cloudy, High: 81°, Low: 63°
• New Orleans: Partly Cloudy, High 63°, Low: 45°
• Charlotte: Partly Cloudy, High: 59°, Low: 48°
• Atlanta: AM Clouds/PM Sun, High: 65°, Low: 55°

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Let’s stick with the analogies to females because it lets me share my thoughts on more than football. Now that YBTWTG is a few weeks old, I realize that I enjoy trying to describe what I’m thinking and making an argument, but it usually takes so long for the booze to clear out of my mind that I forget or need to take a shit first. The day it’s socially acceptable to lug your laptop into the bathroom at work, WATCH OUT. My brilliance will finally be unleashed on these here internets instead of flushed down the toilet. Anyway, let’s get this over with (that’s what she said).

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Most Impressive Acting Performance of the Week:

Jake Delhomme. We know you suck. YOU know you suck. Everyone knows you suck. Yet, you pulled off quite the feat feigning surprise at the fact that you suck.

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Very impressive work. You look genuinely stunned at your own sucktitude. Kerry Rhodes of the opposing Jets was benched for making ZERO plays all year long. So while playing in a BACKUP role, Kerry gathered his first and second interceptions of the year. That’s how much Jake sucks. Dinner’s on Kerry, Jake.

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