Most Retarded Analyst Comment of the Week:

“Mike Sims-Walker is the receiver with three first names”
-Shannon Sharpe

Now I’m not going to broach the issue of ‘Walker’ as a first name. I’ll concede that this exists, as silly as it may be. But ‘SIMS’? Unless you’re playing ‘The Sims’…and happen to name someone ‘Sim’ in there…this is completely unacceptable. A retarded comment for an analyst of any kind to make. But for Shannon, I suppose, it’s just par for the course.

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In honor of the NFL’s first head coaching casualty (see below post) we thought we’d update you on the amount of hatred some fans have for the coaches of their favorite team. As VCD and I casually discussed Jauron’s termination, I was looking for funny pictures of him to post on this site*. A casual question spurned a thirty minute conversation. The question was this: “How many NFL coaches do you think DO NOT have ‘Fire (insert coach’s name)’ websites dedicated to them?”

*Quick sidebar: I was also looking for goofy Jay Cutler pictures after his awful five interception performance in San Francisco last Thursday. It turns out that there was a former world champion body builder also named Jay Cutler. Needless to say, I was not ready for this at 8 a.m. Friday morning, nursing a hangover and vulnerability.

Anyway, I thought I’d investigate. The following list represents the findings. We’ll go by division: First up, the NFC East.

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Well, well, well. I guess this is youblogtowinthegame’s (referenced as YBTWTG in the future) first official post. It’s only fitting that it will chronicle the over-promotion (hey boss-man, where’s mine!) of one of the more mediocre coaches in NFL history. First, a history lesson.

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I’m still not entirely convinced that

        and      
Mark Wahlberg                           Jim Mora Jr.

aren’t the same person.